The Bald Archives

A fan-curated archive of Asmongold's favorites, legendary streams, and the quotes that shaped a community.

Favorites

Games, food, gear, and the takes that define a legend

The most iconic broadcasts in streaming history

Vote on the greatest lines ever spoken on Twitch

Chat sentiment, word clouds, and data-driven insights

“It is what it is.”
His most iconic phrase, used in virtually every stream

9,843 votes

“True.”
The universal Asmongold response to chat

7,622 votes

“I'm so straight I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay.”
Peak confidence on stream

7,212 votes

twitch420K peak

First reaction to the open world. Died to Tree Sentinel for 45 minutes. Chat went insane.

2022-02-25 · Elden Ring

twitch211K peak

The stream that broke the internet. Server queues crashed. Started the Great WoW Exodus memes.

2021-07-03 · Final Fantasy XIV

twitch300K peak

12+ hour marathon. Leading the charge into classic Azeroth. Pure nostalgia energy.

2019-08-26 · World of Warcraft Classic