Quotes
The greatest lines ever spoken on stream. Upvote your favorites.
The greatest lines ever spoken on stream. Upvote your favorites.
“It is what it is.”
“True.”
“I'm so straight I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay.”
“If you build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you're not a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker.”
“The reason I don't clean my room is because I'm too busy gaming. That's called having priorities.”
“If the game is free, you are the product.”
“I've been wearing the same shirt for three days and you know what? It still smells fine.”
“Every MMO is a WoW killer until it actually has to be an MMO.”
“People think I'm joking when I say I eat once a day. I'm not joking.”
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the mount collector.”
“Chat, I need you to understand something. I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.”
“The best content is the content you don't have to make up.”
“Dude, this game is so bad it's actually good. Wait... no, it's just bad.”
“I don't need to go outside. The sun comes through my window. That counts.”